Bride Demotivational Poster
THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means
MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.
BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier
WEDDING INVITATION -
DRINK TILL SHE'S CUTE - but stop before the wedding!
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
LIFE - get used to disappointment
YOU KILLED MY FATHER -
LIVE YOUR LIFE -
MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!
BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...
A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?
MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -
INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means
THEY'RE GAINING ON US -
DIE - Prepare to do it
MARRIAGE - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde
NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about
COUGARS - They won't stop at anything to get fresh meat.
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.
MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?
MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.
SHE STANDS ALONE -
PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???
WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.
IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name
VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
HUMOR HER - I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
VODKA MARKETING -
BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...
COSPLAY WEDDING -
OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.
HOOKERS - Don't let your bride find out you slept with one at you bachelor party.
MIRACLE MAX -
BUTTERCUP - We hope you will enjoy eating yours, as much as Westley will enjoy eating his.
ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE? - Why not....it's not like you were gonna carry her over the threshold, anyway.
LETTING YOURSELF GO... - Sometimes, even dashing male leads do...
FEEDERS - Go on honey, just another three mouthfuls
MAIL ORDER BRIDE - Who's happy now?
MUSLIM WEDDINGS - Which One is the Bride?
WEDDING DAY -
CONVICTED - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
A WEDDING... - ... is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
HER WEDDING DAY -
MARRIAGE IS ALWAYS GIVE AND TAKE -
NEVER TRUST A GREYBEARD -
MAIL ORDER BRIDES - You pays your nickel and you takes your choice
LIFE'S A BEACH -
MUSTAFFA - Loves His Mail-Order Bride
MISS GRACE VAN CUTSEM - So young.....So angry! DAMN THAT RAP-MUSIC!!!
PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community.
It's twoo -
Broken heart -
Bride in white -
Traditional Marriage -
THE BONDS OF MATRIMONY - useful when the bride gets cold feet!!
BRIDESMAIDS - ....never the Bride
GREYBEARDS - for everything else there's Mastercard
GAMBLIN' MAN - You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em / Know when to walk away Know when to GTFO!
MARRIAGE - Why buy the calf when you get the veal for free
Never Forget -
Mail Order Brides -
Employee Assistance Program -
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE -